Marathon
I was asked to participate in a marathon today.
‘Piss off,’ I said.
‘Oh, come on, it’s for spastics and blind kids,’ they insisted.
Fuck, I thought. I could win this…
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Wanker
It takes one to know one.
I'm a wanker, but I can't tell whether or not other people are. Well, apart from the obvious signs brought about by schoolboy errors.
But could you beat the blind kids' dogs?
Best line I've read this morning!
Second best was from my daughter, which read
"If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed."
I could win this........"by merely convulsing across the ground to the finish line!"
i thought that was funny. well done.